沙比未過半場嘅超遠射,之後俾卡斯拿斯托出。
同樣估唔到嘅係,班拿約頭鎚奠勝。
利物浦打盃賽係好睇啲,因為唔洗佢哋攻。
揸住一粒返主場,形勢大好,不過利記一被睇高就危險。都係嗰句,皇馬入到一粒,要利記進攻就麻煩。
After watching Valkyrie on Sunday, four foreign movies attract me currently. They are:
Slumdog Millionaire
Revolutionary Road
The Reader (from 19-3-09)
Doubt
There are 3 major difficulties: time, money and guilt. As a nationalist, I don't want to support such many foreign productions.
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Once I saw this guy on a bridge about to jump. I said, "Don't do it!" He said, "Nobody loves me." I said, "God loves you. Do you believe in God?"
He said, "Yes." I said, "Are you a Christian or a Jew?" He said, "A Christian." I said, "Me, too! Protestant or Catholic?" He said, "Protestant." I said, "Me, too! What franchise?" He said, "Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Baptist or Southern Baptist?" He said, "Northern Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist or Northern Liberal Baptist?"
He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist." I said, "Me, too! Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region, or Northern Conservative Baptist Eastern Region?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region." I said, "Me, too!"
Northern Conservative†Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1879, or Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912?" He said, "Northern Conservative Baptist Great Lakes Region Council of 1912." I said, "Die, heretic!" And I pushed him over.
- Emo Philips, he said he wrote it 20 years ago.
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